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Hello, my name is Ryker but you can also call me Starwolf! I use they/them pronouns.

Some ground rules and navigation about my blog that will be updated as things change include:

  • Exclusionists and similar distasteful people are not welcome here! This blog fully supports aces, aros, trans people, nonbinaries, and queers of any form.
  • Similarly, racists, antisemetics, and similar are also not welcome.
  • “Proshippers” or “anti-antis”, or anyone who thinks it is okay to ship pedophilic ships or incestuous ships (even among adopted siblings) are not welcome here. Full stop.
  • Similarly, if you ship real people, you will also be blocked.
  • This will mostly be a fandom and personal blog, as well as general art. A lot of this blogs content as of December 2 will be Flight Rising, Pokemon, Dinosaurs, and Primordial Life.
  • Personal posts will be tagged with “Ryker Rambles” and fandom posts will (most of the time) be tagged with their corresponding fandoms and characters as needed.
  • This blog will likely be mostly reblogs.
  • I try to tag spoilers, of any kind, however, i follow many people who often post about media i havent (yet) played/watched, so it often will go untagged. This especially goes for the owl house and lego monkie kid.

Check out my commissions post!

My ocs

Check out my sideblog @fundinofactoftheday if you like dinosaurs

With that out of the way, please enjoy my blog and always feel free to send me a message or ask!

Please note that if you’re an nsfw blog & follow me, maybe send an ask or smth that youre a real human otherwise youre probably gonna be blocked haha

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justgoji
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unnamed toba sauropodomorph - titanosaur(?) - early cretaceous

only known from a few partial leg bones and four caudal vertebrae, this mysterious fella was found in toba, japan! the only information ive been able to find about the lad (apart from its appearances in the fossil fighters franchise) is a paper written by yukimitsu tomida and yoshihiro tsumura discussing the discovery and structure of the bones, as well as postulating the fossils belonged to a titanosaur! assuming it is a titanosaur, its quite possibly the largest dinosaur ever found in japan.

higher resolution version under the cut!

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This will haunt my nightmares.

andmaybegayer

Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it'll unmute so you can hear whoever's calling you.

natashafromfallout

You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*

helloitsbees

​she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

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greentrickster

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown…?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

chucktaylorupset

respective friend groups undergoing culture clash like all of prince charming’s knights are like what vile spell has been used to ensorcel our prince.  we must be on our guard for surely this is but a ruse for an assassination attempt

meanwhile the villain bride’s friends are all like clearly he loves you not, why do you persist in a manner that will ensure your own heart break, i mean if he was taking this seriously there would be at least three assassination attempts by now.  it’s like he doesn’t even notice that you have massive amounts of dark power to covet for his own

smashcut to

fully armored knight, clanging through the hallways in attempts at stealth, blades drawn: i’m just saying, i took an oath of protection.  this feels wrong.

prince charming: it’s not wrong, it’s celebrating cross cultural traditions for my beloved bride

knight: it’s attempted murder

prince charming: it’s a loving attempted murder

greentrickster

@chucktaylorupset  Meanwhile the bride has a bouquet of roses, cornflowers, and wheat sheaves on her desk in her room, and she’s not coming out until she’s written a beautiful and moving poem about how they favourably compare to her groom. It’s been three days. She’s gone through an entire raven’s worth of quills (unethically sourced). The ‘toads who used to be my friends’ list has gone up by one. But she’s bent dark forces and eldritch spirits to her will and, by the powers obscene, this will not be the thing that breaks her.

Sorceress friend: Please, just get him an amulet that will double his power at the cost of his soul, no one’s worth this.

Rebellious villainess: (nearly in tears) No, he brought his best knights to the castle and tried to kill me last week, at midnight, I can’t ignore something like that! He even kicked Cathulhu!

Sorceress friend: He nudged it with his foot. And then he apologized to it. In tears.

Rebellious villainess: (actually in tears now, for reasons of feels instead of poetic torment) He’s trying so hard!!!

greentrickster

Villainess: Beloathed, I need a goat.

Prince: Of course, darling - may I inquire as to what for?

Villainess: Blood sacrifice to the dark gods, you know how it is.

Prince: …

Prince: …darling, you know I support your lifestyle choices, but I must say this before it potentially happens.

Prince: I’m not all right with human sacrifice. That’s one of my boundaries. I don’t know if you do that or not, but it seemed a topical time to bring it up.

Villainess: (carefree laugh) Oh beloathed, don’t worry yourself about such things, I would never!

Villainess: (leading him off to the goat market) Only incompetents use actual humans. Skilled practitioners of the dark arts know that a goat is not only a sufficient sacrifice, but the superior one.

Prince: You don’t say? Fascinating!

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wantonlywindswept

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

wantonlywindswept

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

wantonlywindswept

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

wantonlywindswept

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

grymmdark

querched up white boy

thewalrus-said

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”